*organizes life at 3am*
horses are just bicycles that can pedal themselves
white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
White girls trying to read captchas like
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
its taking all of me to not talk to you