dulect:

listen up you little bitch

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes
coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes

coffeefoe:

afterwits:

joyeuse-noelle:

baenling:

mrpaws:

Happy Ferret Tongues.

Long Hamsters

Cat Snakes

snackerston

fur pipes

"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

breadbowling:

horses are just bicycles that can pedal themselves

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

its taking all of me to not talk to you

andriadotjpg:

A Metaphor